Husband:(with folded hands) Aaj khane mein
kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho


Husband: Pulao bana lo


Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

Husband: To sabji roti bana lo


Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge

Husband: To chhole puri bana lo


Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo


Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai

Husband: Paraanthe?

Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain change ho
jaayega


Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

Husband: Kadhi chawal?


Wife: Dahi nahi hai

Husband: Idly sambar?


Wife: Usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye
tha na!!

Husband: Maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi
lagega


Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta


Husband: Phir ab kya banaogi?



Wife: Wo jo aap kaho