Beggar : Give me food
Man : I'll take you to a bar
Beggar : I don't drink, Give me food.
Man : I'll give you cigarettes.
Beggar : I don't smoke, Give me food
Man : I'll take you to the race
Beggar : I don't gamble, give me food
Man : I'll get u a call girl
Beggar : I only sleep with my wife, give me food
Man : I'll give you food but 1st You've to come to my house
Begger : Why?
Man : I want my wife to see wat happens to people WHO SLEEP ONLY WITH THEIR WIVES & DONT DRINK, SMOKE OR GAMBLE :P :D