Man Mohan was reading
Financial Times Headlines.......
"Microsoft buys yahoo messenger for 8.5 billion........."
He say....."Ohhhh pagla kahin ka.......
khareedne ki kya jaroorat thi, download kar leta"
Santa: Yaar, yeh Veg or Non Veg films kaun si hoti hain?
Banta: Jis film ko dekh ke aankh mein paani aaye, wo veg hoti hai,
aur agar underwear mein paani aaye to non veg....
