Beti - Maa Gaon Me Bolywood Wale
Aaye Hai.
.
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Maa - Andar Aaja Inki Niyat
BahutKhrab Hoti Hai.
Beti - Maa Imran Hashmi Bhi Aaya
Hai
. . .
Maa - Fir To DADI aur BAKRI Ko b ANDAR LE
AA :P

Santa went to US and had a
meeting with Bill Clinton. .
Bill :"I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me." .
He takes him to a forest.. .
Bill:"Dig the ground." .
Santa did it. .
Bill:"More….More…More…"
Santa went upto 100 Feet..
.Bill:"So now, try to search something." .
Santa:"I got a Wire." .
Bill:You know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones... .
Santa became frustrated.He invited Bill to India.Next year Bill was in India....
.Santa:"I want 2 show u our advancement." .
The same,he takes Bill 2 a forest.
Santa:"Dig it." .
Bill does. . Santa:"More.More.More.
"Bill goes upto almost 400 feet. . Santa:"Try 2 find something.
Bill tries." . Santa:"Did you get anything?"
. Bill:"No, there is nothing here." .
Santa :"you know, it shows that even 400 years ago, we used to have WIRELESS!!"
Bill Gates Shocks...Santa ROCKS....:)