The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream nonstop for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Indian says: "That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours, phenomenal!"
What did you do to make her scream for two hours??
Indian: I wiped my hands on the curtains.
میں باغی ہوں اس دور کے رسموں وروج سے ان تختوں سے ان تاجوں سے جو ظلم کی کوکھ سے جنتے ہیں انسانی خون سے پلتے ہیں جو نفرت کی بنیادیں ہیں ...
You're My Life As the time goes by, killed by hours of waiting, The hope in last tears is revived. When I chose to give in, I was so ...
