Just for laugh......SMS Jokes

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God asked a man his wish.=)) rolling on the floor
Man said, "God please give me a bachelor days back".
God laughed and said, "Beta MANNAT mangne ko kaha tha JANNAT nahi !".


_________:x lovestruck---------------=)) rolling on the floor:)) laughing



Queen Elizabeth & Banta were having candle light dinner. Queen says "pass the wine you divine" Banta thinks "How poetic" says "Pass the roti you moti



__________________ :)) laughing:-? thinking=)) rolling on the floor

A small girl looks at her brother's girlfriend and asks innocently, "Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don't u have your own brother??"=)) rolling on the floor

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